Friday, 13 November 2009

War what is it good for? Online multiplayer of course

Welcome back game fans its been a week or so since the last post and the world of gaming has rushed out of the dark and cemented a place in the main stream thanks to Modern Warfare 2!

Not that Modern Warfare is the only reason that games continue to grow in popularity and appeal but i have never seen a game cause such a huge impact, and what a game it is.

To say Modern Warfare 2 is simply Cod 4 revamped with a few extra features would do this game a great insult, sure the games are similar but the scope of MW2 is far bigger from its huge and deep mulitplayer with loads of new features perks and weapons to the special ops missions which are a series of short missions with varying objectives from races to coving a team mate from an AC130 plane with the added godlike feeling this provides jesus aint got shit on this!
Sure the single player is fairly short but it provides more memorible set peices and levels that most games managed over a full series short and very sweet is the term here. Theres really not a lot i can say about this game that you havent already read somewhere else for me its everything i wanted in a game and more Game of the year this very well maybe.

Also this week ive been spending time with two other games the Grand theft auto 4 expansion packs and the Left for dead 2 demo.

Grand theft auto episodes from liberty city should in its own right be as big of a release as MW2 but it wont get the attention it deserves due to the unstobbable march of MW2 so ill sing its praises from this blog to the next porn site you visit. The game continues the story of two characters who you have met before but may not remember from GTA4 Johnny the biker from the lost and the damned and Luis from the Balled of gay Tony both crop up during Nicos missions in GTA4, What these expansions do is show the other sides to these missions and the life of these two contrasting characters and the way they live there lives Johnnys all about brotherhood and loyalty and Luis loves money, bitches and his mother who hes never good enough for. What you can expect its more trademark GTA missions from the go hear steal this outrun the cops to stealing attack helicopters for rich arab business men playboys all in a days work (fucking beats my job thats for sure) and to top it off with an ace soundtrack and classic humor this is one game you cannot afford to miss Rockstar have done it again.

The L4D2 demo hit marketplace early last week and i have to say how much fucking fun is this game the first game was a mulitplayer classic and this one is bigger better and more boomer more campains weapons and game modes, I find myself in a rare position ive not played a demo this much since last year when the orignals demo came out if a demo keeps you intrested after more than 2 plays it must be fantastic. People have moaned about the sequal comeing out so soon after the first but i say this is no problem the graphics engine has been updated and theres bag loads more content, including the realism mode which while still wrapped in mystery as to how it will play has got me thinking that it will be something like four players start as the suvivors and as they die they become the infected and that sounds ace. I cannot wait for this game and strongly recomend you try it.

Thats everything for this week been a long drawn out affair but its done now, ill be back soon with more shit to bore you with so happy gaming till then.

Much love Raz7el x

P.S sackboys says buy some motherfucking Little Big Planet DLC

Friday, 30 October 2009

Twice as evil as Hitler but four times as good looking (Welcome to the waste)

Firstly im shit at gettin around to doin things weeks have passed since i promised a batman review so here it is, Ace game great graphics shit boss fights buy the fucker nuff said!

Right so on to the reason this blog is months overdue i redisoverd fallout 3 and lost all intrest in anything else including my girl friend who is no doubt seeking help for my crippling addiction.

My story of wasteland surival is one not unlike most im sure however what makes mine special is i decided to be the most evil bastard the world has even know (atleast the fallout world). My character called Kym looks amazing seriously hot lass with a heart of pure ice, remember megaton? well Kym fucking doesnt gone talking a huge crater then she hunted down the last survivers and killed them to why did she do this well why not and bottle caps all the bottle caps a girl could want.

Not convinced how about the mass enslaving that kym did she even went as far as to rescue a person from those adorable super mutants just to enslave them moments later frankly shes a fucking saint!

The reason im documenting these events is to demonstrate the level of choice you have in the best game to come out in 2008 and now with the game of the year edition out theres not a better time to buy the game for the first time or rediscover it, even the ps3 is in on the expansion pack bandwagon now. This is an amazing game a very deep rpg with fantastic characters, plot and environment this isnt really a review but if it was id say go buy this game.

Also i had the misfortune to play Borderland and what a pile of steaming horse shit it turned out to be it seems apt to mention this game now as the fallout comparisons it draws well here what they have im common NOTHING! Fallout is deep rewarding and totally immersive Borderland is cel shaded badly and plays like a bad mmorpg with out other players avoid like the swine flu!

This brings this post to a fitting close check back next week i promise ill bore you some more, Fuck me GTA liberty city episodes install is complete, shave my ball and call me jean luc picard time to play ill let you know what i think next time although if anything like GTA 4 it will be amazing. Much love see you next time check out 24 hour gamer!

Sunday, 20 September 2009

My friends the date is ridiculous!

Hello chums! this is the first of many blogs from a gamer and in this blog i hope to deliver a fair verdict on games and hope to deliver it with a slice of humor.

As i dont have a vast income i cant play every game out there so will only give verdicts on games i have played.

As i write this im in a game of gears 2 online with a bunch of friends and it makes me realise how far games have come since i started playing many years ago on the NES, from super mario with its shocking represntation of the pluming trade and mushroom abuse my plumer has never jumped on a defenseless turtle in my garden. Nowadays we have voice chat and online multiplayer with many many pricks who feel the need to scream down a mic safe in the knowledge that i can never find and harm them, anyway im being side tracked and short on time so ill bring this to a close now. I intend to update this blog each week with a new review and a view on the weeks gameing news and my personal views it promises to be one hell of a ride filled with adventure sex well neither adventure or sex but you get the idea.
Next review Batman coming soon!!!!!
Much Love Raz7el